The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.
Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.
Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.
Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls.
One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser!
If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.