A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.
It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way.
The Miami Beach audience is the greatest audience in the world!
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.
The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.
Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos.