Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.
I always knew what I was doing.
I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent.
Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.
Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.
Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.