The Miami Beach audience is the greatest audience in the world!
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.
I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.
I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.
Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.