Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.

A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don`t like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.

Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.

I always knew what I was doing.

It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way.

A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.