The Miami Beach audience is the greatest audience in the world!
Some drink to forget, some drink to remember-me, I drink to get bagged.
The worst thing you can do with money is save it.
Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.
Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls.
I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.