A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.
Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.
It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way.
I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent.
The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.
Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.