I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged.
One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser!
A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.
Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.
A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don`t like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.
Some drink to forget, some drink to remember-me, I drink to get bagged.