Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.
I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.
It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way.
Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.
The Miami Beach audience is the greatest audience in the world!
Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.