I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.

Some drink to forget, some drink to remember-me, I drink to get bagged.

I knew that nobody could be on television week after week as themselves and exist for any length of time, because no one has that rich a personality.... So I knew that I had to create some characters.

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.

Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos.

The Miami Beach audience is the greatest audience in the world!

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.