My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress.
Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
Would you put a pastrami in your mouth if you didn't want to eat it?