Would you put a pastrami in your mouth if you didn't want to eat it?

Only the Republican Party cares about the issues that concern me.

The New York Times claims that they publish all the news that's fit to print but what they really do is print all the news that supports their agenda. What they are is the power base of the left.

The last thing we need is another Clinton to be our President. Believe me, one lowlife was enough. We don't need the lowlife's partner.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Predictions are preposterous. What usually happens is that people tell you that what they'd like to see happen instead of what they really think will happen. There are so many variations and possibilities that there's no way to ever really know for certain.

I've found that my humor goes over big in London.