Jews are living in the past and they can't get over it.
I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.
I've found that my humor goes over big in London.
America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress.
It is easy to tell the difference between Jews and Gentiles. After the show, all the gentiles are saying 'Have a drink? Want a drink? Let's have a drink!' While all the Jews are saying 'Have you eaten yet? Want a piece of cake? Let's have some cake!
Truthfully, with the Republicans, I don't see that much wrong with them.