The New York Times claims that they publish all the news that's fit to print but what they really do is print all the news that supports their agenda. What they are is the power base of the left.

While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.

I was so self -conscious, every time football players went into a huddle, I thought they were talking about me.

I've got a friend who is half-Jewish and half-Italian. If he can't buy it wholesale, he steals it!

The last thing we need is another Clinton to be our President. Believe me, one lowlife was enough. We don't need the lowlife's partner.

The New York Times claims that they publish all the news that's fit to print but what they really do is print all the news that supports their agenda. What they are is the power base of the left.

My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.