The New York Times claims that they publish all the news that's fit to print but what they really do is print all the news that supports their agenda. What they are is the power base of the left.

Older Jews think of Franklin Delano Roosevelt and see themselves as siding with the working class and the poor, so they continue to vote the way they do.

It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

People come to my shows and know that they're going to hear about what's going on in the world - what's happening at the moment. My material is as new as anything on the dinner table.

Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .

Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!

All the Democrats do is bicker. They're not concerned about the war or the fate of the United States of America. They're desperate characters.