The New York Times claims that they publish all the news that's fit to print but what they really do is print all the news that supports their agenda. What they are is the power base of the left.

The key is that I'm always relevant. Some of these comedians have nothing to say. They don't have any ideas so it's "F" this and "F" that. They give you a whole series of swear words and it's really just a way for them to get themselves out of trouble when they can't come up with anything. They're irrelevant and ridiculous.

Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.

The last thing we need is another Clinton to be our President. Believe me, one lowlife was enough. We don't need the lowlife's partner.

I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!

Everybody knows we're entitled to one Jerusalem. History reveals very simply that this is our land from the days of the Bible.

Would you put a pastrami in your mouth if you didn't want to eat it?