I've been watching politics for 35 or 40 years and you just never know. You can have one person win the Iowa caucus and then the whole picture changes ten minutes later. The same thing can happen again after New Hampshire. I have no idea what's going to happen with our country in the future.
Jackie MasonAll the Democrats do is bicker. They're not concerned about the war or the fate of the United States of America. They're desperate characters.
Jackie MasonAmerica is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress.
Jackie MasonWhen most people return from Europe, they tell tales of all the sites they saw, the shopping, the entertainment, etc. Jews, on the other hand, return and say I had this slice of cake in Austria, let me tell you, I don't know how they make it! It was great!
Jackie Mason