Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

All the Democrats do is bicker. They're not concerned about the war or the fate of the United States of America. They're desperate characters.

My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.

Hillary Clinton's life has been filled with corruption but nobody cares.

I've found that my humor goes over big in London.

Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net.

I was so self -conscious, every time football players went into a huddle, I thought they were talking about me.