I'm still suffering from shock from the last war. I was almost drafted! Luckily I was wounded while taking the physical. When I reached the psychiatrist, I said, Give me a gun, I'll wipe out the whole German Army in five minutes. He said, You're crazy! I said, Write it down!

A schmuck is a general term of disrespect. It's a term of contempt and derision. It applies to a lot of people.

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

I have no idea what's going to happen with America in the future.

Older Jews think of Franklin Delano Roosevelt and see themselves as siding with the working class and the poor, so they continue to vote the way they do.

The Clintons represent the highest level of corruption, but no one has the courage to mention it. Instead they talk about Rudy Giuliani. Over a lifetime of excellent service, there's never been a hint of corruption in his behavior but everybody investigates him.

Hillary Clinton's life has been filled with corruption but nobody cares.