[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.