You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.