It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.