I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.

If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!