I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.

As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.