You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
Jeff FoxworthyI used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.
Jeff FoxworthyWe sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of Him in our small little lives trumps your opinion about whether or not He exists.
Jeff FoxworthyIf your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy