You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.