You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.