You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.