You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

As an individual, as a household, you can't spend more money than you're bringing in. You can do it for a little while, but you end up going broke and you end up losing everything you have. That is the path that we're on as a country, and it scares me to death.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.