You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.
I love comedy. God has given me this platform.
You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.