You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

As an individual, as a household, you can't spend more money than you're bringing in. You can do it for a little while, but you end up going broke and you end up losing everything you have. That is the path that we're on as a country, and it scares me to death.

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.