You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.