You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.
You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.