You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.

[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.