You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.
Jeff FoxworthyPeople should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy