The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just going out there and having fun with the character.

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

We're a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.