The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.