The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.