You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.
Jeff Foxworthy