You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.