It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.