You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.