Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
Jeff FoxworthyDid you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
Jeff FoxworthyI notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."
Jeff FoxworthyBetween New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.
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