You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right