You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck