You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.