You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.