You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.