You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.