You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.