You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of Him in our small little lives trumps your opinion about whether or not He exists.