You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.