If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of Him in our small little lives trumps your opinion about whether or not He exists.