If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.