If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.