If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

This happened to me last week. We're in the process of remodeling our house; we've been doing it for a while now. And we have the painters in, putting sheets up around the furniture, you know? And we have a piano, just a regular, up against the wall piano. One of the painters said to me, "Is that y'all's piano?" I said, "Nah, that's our coffee table, it just has buckteeth! Here's your Sign!

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.