Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
Country music is about new love and it's about old love.
You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity
If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.