Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.
Jeff FoxworthyIf your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
Jeff FoxworthyCountry music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.
Jeff Foxworthy