There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.