There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

Whatever cleaning goes on on the planet, women do 99% of it. But see, women are not as proud of their 99% as men are of our one! We clean something up, we're gonna talk about it all year long. It might be on the news, you don't know. A woman could be out re-paving the driveway. Men actually have enough gall to run out on the porch and go "Hey baby? Man, it's hot as hell out here, ain't it! Look, don't worry about emptyin' that ashtray in the den, I done got it, all right? Did it for you, sweet pea. I'm gonna go take a nap now, all right?"

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.