There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.