There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.