I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.
You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.
When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.