You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.