I love comedy. God has given me this platform.
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.
You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.
You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.
If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.