You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.