You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.