You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.