You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.
You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.
To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.
You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.