You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?