When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.