When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

As an individual, as a household, you can't spend more money than you're bringing in. You can do it for a little while, but you end up going broke and you end up losing everything you have. That is the path that we're on as a country, and it scares me to death.

When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'

Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.