When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.