When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of Him in our small little lives trumps your opinion about whether or not He exists.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!