I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.

You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.