You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.