I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.