I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.