If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.

If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.