Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.