Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.