You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck
You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.