Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.