Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.

I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.