If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!