You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
Jeff FoxworthyYou may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
Jeff FoxworthyI say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
Jeff Foxworthy