You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.

A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.