You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.