You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead