You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck
You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.
The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.