You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
Jeff FoxworthySome people like to keep their grass cut really short, so they can see the intruders coming. Keep those kill zones open. I say let the grass grow tall so they don't know there's a house behind it. Some call it lazy, I say it's thinking.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
Jeff Foxworthy