Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.
Jeff FoxworthyThe more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.
Jeff FoxworthyPeople are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.
Jeff FoxworthyI had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.
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