You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.
You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.