Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.

We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.