If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We all want to be an old person someday.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.