If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.