If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead