If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy.

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!

As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just going out there and having fun with the character.

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.