You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.

We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of Him in our small little lives trumps your opinion about whether or not He exists.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.