You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.