You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.