I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.