The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff FoxworthyYou find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.
Jeff FoxworthyPeople should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.
Jeff FoxworthySacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity
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