I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.