I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.