If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
Jeff FoxworthyIn my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.
Jeff Foxworthy