You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
Some people like to keep their grass cut really short, so they can see the intruders coming. Keep those kill zones open. I say let the grass grow tall so they don't know there's a house behind it. Some call it lazy, I say it's thinking.