You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes
If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.