You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.