If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.
Jeff FoxworthyYou may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
Jeff FoxworthyLouisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.
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