You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.
Jeff FoxworthyChanging a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
Jeff Foxworthy