Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.
Jeff FoxworthyIf your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyYou find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?
Jeff Foxworthy