You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
There's no down time any more.
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.