You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.