You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.
Jeff Foxworthy