You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.