You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.