You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.