The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.
It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!