You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
Jeff FoxworthyBetween New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.
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