You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.