You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.