You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.