You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.