You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.