You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.