You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.