The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.