You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.