You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.