You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.