You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We all want to be an old person someday.