You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.