You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
Jeff FoxworthyIf the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.
Jeff FoxworthyI think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.
Jeff FoxworthyThe things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.
Jeff Foxworthy