You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.