You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.
If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.