You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

This happened to me last week. We're in the process of remodeling our house; we've been doing it for a while now. And we have the painters in, putting sheets up around the furniture, you know? And we have a piano, just a regular, up against the wall piano. One of the painters said to me, "Is that y'all's piano?" I said, "Nah, that's our coffee table, it just has buckteeth! Here's your Sign!

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.