You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.
Jeff FoxworthyWomen in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like... bottle rockets.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
Jeff FoxworthyI'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.
Jeff FoxworthyThat's just something instinctual within men. We always feel like we've got to protect our stuff. Even if it's not worth protecting, we want to protect it. You ever seen people who have like a piece of crap Pinto with a Club on the steering wheel. Somebody breaks the window, steals the Club, leaves the Pinto in a pile of glass.
Jeff Foxworthy