You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.