You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.