You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.