You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead