You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.