You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.
Jeff FoxworthyIf your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
Jeff Foxworthy