You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.