You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.

There's no down time any more.

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.