You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.