You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.

Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.