You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck