You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.