You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
Jeff FoxworthyWhen I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.
Jeff Foxworthy