You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.