You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
Jeff FoxworthyDo you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
Jeff FoxworthyMy father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
Jeff Foxworthy