You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.