You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.