You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.