That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.

A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.