That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.