You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like... bottle rockets.
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.
You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.