That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.