It's not my dreams that get me in trouble, it's what my wife dreams I did. My wife punched me in the middle of the night; I woke up and went Oww! What was that for?, and she goes I dreamt you were making out with Faith Hill. I said I wasn't dreaming anything! Send her over to my dreams, and we'll both be happy.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
Jeff FoxworthyWhen I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.
Jeff Foxworthy